I fell asleep with my butt plug in and I woke up and I was like ‘shit where is it’ and the entire thing was in my ass like byeeee
LADIES, THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN.
EVERYONE IS ME EVERY TIME A GUY TAKES HIS SHORTS OFF
We’re all pretty
Some of us are just better at hiding it, that’s all.
Ezra Miller photographed by Nicholas Routzen
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuck